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 * filename: AnonamosEntries.java           *
 * @author: Amos Chan                       *
 * @version: v3.dork (2003.11.03)           *
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 * other: anonamosflows.blogspot.com        *
 * links: 8W, Carmen, Beka, D, J Ho & HO E  *
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public class AnonamosEntries extends Blog {
  public void blog_20030723() {
  System.out.println("
 
My brother is tutoring me tommorow.

It takes a true man to put his pride aside and let his little brother tutor him... or a stupid one. It's not my fault. Seriously, I'm not dumb. But I spent the whole day (2-10pm) studying L'Hopitals Rule and the Convergence of Improper Integrals. Calculus 2 sucks...

Trust me, if I could, I would get a different tutor. But I don't wanna put anyone through the pain my brother is gonna have to go through the next couple of days. Basically, I have to learn Cal 2 in about 4 days. Not just learn Cal 2... but ace it. See, if I don't get 90+ for Cal 2... then my 93 for Cal 1 is pointless! It just shows that I used to be smart.
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 12:23 AM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030721() {
  System.out.println("
 
AAaARGH! I can't study...
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 8:46 PM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030711() {
  System.out.println("
 
So I don't hate clubbing. But I do hate the tight clothes... and as I saw one guy with sweat's on... I thought to myself, "Damn, I could've rocked my outfit."

Actually, the party was pretty hype. Well, it was basically somebody's typical Winamp playlist, except 20 times louder. I don't think I'll be going back for a while though. It's not my type of atmosphere. However, it was nice to see some old friends again... but that could be easily done before 2:30...
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 2:23 PM
  //
  }

  public void blog_20030710() {
  System.out.println("
 
I don't dance. I don't know how to and I don't really care to learn. I don't wave my hands in the air. I just stand next to a wall or something. I bop my head for about 10 seconds... until I realize that my "head bopping" and the beat are out of sync. Then, I look around to see if anyone is giggling at my loserness.

I was pursuaded to go clubbing tonight. Yes... I'm aware that it's Thursday, and no, I don't usually club. But whatever, it's my friend's birthday so I figured, "What the hell."

As the geek that I am, I naturally know nothing about clubbing, dancing... or the dress codes. As the nerd that I am, I decided to look it up on the internet (the dress code -- that is). I originally planned on wearing a white dress shirt, black dress pants (don't get me wrong, they're size 38)... topped off with my baseball cap and a pair of "Err Force Ones." However, you can never be too sure, so I asked my good friend Google what the dress code would be at Club Extreme and the results were astonishing:

1st Page:
"OTHER FEATURES
Dress Code: No running shoes allowed."

Immediately, my dreams of donning Air Forces with dress pants had to be dismissed 'til furthur notice (Sunday Service, here I come!). But whatever, it's all good, I'll wear my Phat Farm's.

2nd Page:
"The dress code is strict and scandalous. So be prepared to see all types of tight clothing (guys and girls)."

...What the funkkk... Tight clothes on guys? I don't do that. Everybody knows, I don't do that.

So I walk to my closet, reached to the back, closed my eyes and slowly tried on a pair of old dress pants which I threw into my closet years ago with no intention of ever using them again. It felt tight. Uncomfortable tight. Gay tight.

Finally, I couldn't take it... and I decided that I'd rather not go than to wear those "I-Can-See-Your-Butt-Shape" pants. I put on a pair of medium baggy dress pants and if the bouncer has a problem with it, then so be it. I hate clubbing anyways.
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 12:23 PM
  //
  }

  System.out.println("
 
OK OK OK... my four months of silence is up! .... I haven't touched this in a while... so I decided that I should update for the 3 people who (used to) read it.

PS. For the 2 people that found my page searching "Kobe Sucks," don't worry, Part 2 is coming... I HAVE to comment on the Lakers' about-to-be new acquisitions..

PEACE!
  ");
  //::: posted by Amos at 4:11 AM
  //
  }

} //end AnonamosEntries